This week in the style of famous comedians we have three routes for you, it will be nice to see you, to see you nice on Sunday (bonus points if you can count all the quotes)

At 10.30 I shall say this only once, we have a lovey little route provided by Richard F it’s a 21 mile loop with a sting in the tail, You’ll be saying “you are awful, but I like you” as you finally get to the decent off the Beacon https://ridewithgps.com/routes/49513648 so enjoy the hi-de-hi route. if you’ve not been out in a while, I hope you are thinking “I’m free”

At 10am we have a Dave B special 27 mile outing worth squeezing into Lycra for, does my bum look big in this?- suit you sir. https://ridewithgps.com/routes/49515685 it’s a Lovely jubbly Wendover circular, super smashing, great if you ask me. As you cycle past RAF Halton Don’t mention the war, safe to just say “I know nothing” you stupid boy.

Also at 10am over 33 miles, I have a cunning plan, I’m sure you won’t be saying “there’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into” with this one….. And now for something completely different? no, it’s a copy of a recent Thursday ride https://ridewithgps.com/routes/49263639 33 miles, looks like a leaf, boring? How very dare you!

The weather over the next few days might be tricky- I don’t believe it, yeah but no but, I think Sunday morning could be ok. (Computer says no). If not the Rose and Crown will feel warmer, shut that door you dirty old man, keep off the nice seats. Enjoy some cheesy chips or garlic bread, it’s all done in the best possible taste. Finish the day off with just a wafer thin mint? job done, Back of the net!

All routes start at Ivinghoe church we leave on time, just like that, so don’t be late and have to chase me, that’s you that is, you plonker, with a super high heart rate. So what’s occurring? how you doing? Coming out on Sunday, no no no no no no, yes?